1 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,343 In hindsight, 2 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:11,344 that should've been my first clue, 3 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:15,049 but I learned a very valuable lesson that day. 4 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:19,519 You can always tune a piano, but you can never tuna fish. 5 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,520 Yeah. 6 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,722 - Okay. - Oh, man. 7 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,556 - Greg. - Ladies and gentlemen, 8 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,492 my husband. 9 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:26,560 You knew what you were getting. 10 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:30,064 - Aw... - Bro, get a room. 11 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,532 To Linda and Greg, 12 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,867 for opening their home and proving once again 13 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:37,971 that no dinner with friends is complete without awful puns... 14 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:39,240 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 15 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,041 ...or magazine-worthy centerpieces. 16 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,244 - Ooh... - Is that what this thing is? 17 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,278 I thought something died. 18 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,714 Paws off the plumage, Frank. 19 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,049 - Oh. - If my centerpiece isn't perfect when I get back, 20 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,050 heads will roll. 21 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:53,454 Ooh... 22 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,256 She's very touchy about her... 23 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,391 Okay, decision time. 24 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,793 Red or white? 25 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,897 Hello? 26 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,469 Very funny. 27 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,505 Fine, I'm bringing both. 28 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,641 You can all stop pouting. 29 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,845 Oh, my God. 30 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,781 Greg? Guys? 31 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,986 I heard Tony's replacing morning briefings with movie trivia? 32 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,854 I heard it was mandatory karaoke. 33 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,258 All right, you guys both know those are just rumors. 34 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,493 - Do we? - Tony's only been director for a week. 35 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:42,396 I mean, between all the meetings and security briefings, 36 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,398 Tony hasn't even had time to direct. 37 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,235 - Hence the all-hands meeting this afternoon? - Exactly. 38 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:50,170 I'm guessing that's when we will hear his vision for NCIS. 39 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,839 I'd rather be hearing your vision. 40 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,007 I always thought Director McGee had a nice ring to it. 41 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,509 - Mm. - Not so sure 42 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,511 that I was on SECNAV's short list. 43 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,848 Oh, speaking of short lists, Ziva called me last night. 44 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,816 - Ziva Ziva? - Mm-hmm. 45 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,084 What'd she want? 46 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,253 She is concerned. 47 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:07,054 About Tony taking over NCIS? 48 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:08,489 About Tony eating doughnuts. 49 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,823 I have been recruited 50 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,492 to make sure that Tony stays on his diet. 51 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,861 Apparently he only listens to strong women. 52 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:15,229 They scare him. 53 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:16,430 So, uh, 54 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,030 Director DiNozzo comes with extra work? 55 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,834 Look, guys, I'm telling you, we can relax. 56 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,202 All right? Things will be different with Tony, yes, 57 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,806 but I'm telling you, we will survive. 58 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,920 You were saying? 59 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:44,892 AUTOMATED VOICE Please make your way 60 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:48,396 out of the building to the evacuation location. 61 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,065 Please make your way out of the building. 62 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:54,902 All right. 63 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,236 Can I have everybody's attention? 64 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,907 Good news-- nobody's melting. 65 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:05,446 Apparently someone accidentally triggered the biohazard alarm. 66 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:09,383 I hope accidentally. 67 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:14,287 Either way, the building has been cleared for reentry. 68 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,325 Whoa-whoa, hold on. 69 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,092 Before you go back to your jobs, 70 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,295 I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you 71 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,997 to our first all-hands meeting. 72 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,166 It's just a little ahead of schedule. 73 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:29,537 Well, at least he's making the most of it. 74 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:30,738 That's the job. 75 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,641 You may be wondering what my vision is 76 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,344 as director for NCIS. 77 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:40,648 And the truth is, maybe I don't have a vision. 78 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:42,950 Your boy is losing me. 79 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,284 That's not what's important. 80 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,988 You don't need to understand me. 81 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:48,989 That's not your job. 82 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:51,959 Your job is to solve cases. 83 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,961 And my job is to make sure nothing gets in your way. 84 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,498 Okay. 85 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,833 Of course I am gonna screw things up, 86 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,268 probably before lunch. 87 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,336 Hopefully a heart-healthy lunch. 88 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:04,805 But you won't have time 89 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,173 to worry about me. 90 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,741 You'll be too busy 91 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,343 - solving cases... - Hey. 92 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,344 - Naval Intelligence officer... - ...busting bad guys... 93 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,347 ...gassed at a dinner party last night. 94 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,349 ...and being heroes. 95 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,984 Are they seriously walking out 96 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,987 - during another director's speech? - Well, maybe this director 97 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,489 won't notice. 98 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,824 And that's what I'm talking about. 99 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,995 That right there. 100 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,830 Ooh. 101 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,366 Go on. 102 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,835 Go. 103 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,870 Go be heroes. 104 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,040 All right. 105 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:51,051 Let's hear it. 106 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,189 Wow. 107 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,426 Thank you, everybody. 108 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,828 Back to work. 109 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:06,734 One minute Frank was making fun of my centerpiece, 110 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,202 and the next, everyone just collapsed. 111 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,138 Almost everyone, Mrs. Fenwick. 112 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,539 Please call me Linda. 113 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:13,974 And, believe me, I'd rather have passed out. 114 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,709 I watched four armed men go through my house 115 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,078 like a Williams Sonoma sample sale. 116 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,947 Did you recognize any of the gunmen? 117 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:23,116 They wore gas masks. That means we were gassed, right? 118 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:26,086 Looks that way. Everyone seems to have recovered, though. 119 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,387 I hid in the pantry. 120 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,055 One of them was coming straight toward me. 121 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,425 I grabbed my stand mixer, ready to clobber him, 122 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,727 when he just turned and left. 123 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:34,762 They all did. 124 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,730 Like it never even happened. 125 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:38,431 Who were they? 126 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:39,733 We're trying to find out. 127 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,436 Um, how well did you know 128 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:45,072 Naval Intelligence Officer DeWitt? 129 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,072 Mallory? 130 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,407 She's a good friend. 131 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:48,909 The EMTs took her to the hospital. 132 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,078 They said she hit her head on my centerpiece. 133 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,946 - It's homemade. - Lovely. 134 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,248 Thank you. Everyone says I overdo it, 135 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:58,418 but "dining with dazzle" is my love language. 136 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,621 And the name of my party-planning podcast. 137 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,055 Is Mallory going to be okay? 138 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,123 Just a few stitches. 139 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:04,424 We've got agents with her now. 140 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,560 It's possible she was the target. 141 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,496 Uh, you excuse me for a minute? 142 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,632 Gladly. That salmon mousse on the floor won't clean itself. 143 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,033 Greg, hon? 144 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,303 No one on the street saw anyone coming or going. 145 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,740 As far as we can tell, the whole operation lasted 96 seconds. 146 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,974 - Efficient. - And bizarre. 147 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,143 The house is untouched. 148 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,445 No open drawers, no missing cash, jewelry. 149 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,047 Phones, wallets? 150 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,849 All personal effects are accounted for, 151 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,751 including Officer DeWitt's. 152 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,520 The gunmen didn't take anything. 153 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:35,288 So what the hell were they doing here? 154 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,288 Hey, sorry, MTAC ran long. 155 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:11,692 Not the first impression I like to make on a first date. 156 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:14,161 I think you mean "update." 157 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,462 Brought something to mark the occasion. 158 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:17,631 Quarkbrötchen? 159 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:20,834 Mmm. Parker's pastries. 160 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:22,168 Don't mind if I do. 161 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,638 Is that a chocolate chip there? 162 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:25,973 Raisins? 163 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:26,973 Yum. 164 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,141 Oh, if you don't like raisins... 165 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,480 Oh, that's delicious. 166 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:35,515 Spoke to Naval Intelligence. 167 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,317 They, uh, reset every password 168 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,452 that Officer DeWitt had access to. 169 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,654 Was she compromised? 170 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,590 Not as far as ONI can tell. 171 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,992 Uh, they can't say for sure until we figure out 172 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,994 why the gunmen crashed that dinner party. 173 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,996 What about the other dinner guests? 174 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,330 Butcher, estate attorney, 175 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:54,968 and a research technician for a shampoo company. 176 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,838 None of 'em exactly scream "hard target." 177 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:01,074 Let's, uh, let's stop pretending. 178 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,845 You clearly hate raisins. 179 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,118 I really do. 180 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,885 Yeah, that's much better. 181 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,054 Mm. 182 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,026 Now it's your turn. 183 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,360 My turn for what? 184 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,395 Stop pretending this isn't hard. 185 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,231 Leon Vance was a giant, 186 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:28,335 and now the former "wild card" is sitting in his office? 187 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,270 I heard "class clown." 188 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,706 The point is, I know. 189 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,574 I also know what this office means, 190 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:39,212 and I don't plan on letting anyone down... including him. 191 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,215 Good. 192 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,216 Well, Knight's reinterviewing the guests, 193 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:48,221 and, uh, McGee and Torres are following up with the hosts. 194 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,757 Keep me posted. 195 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,959 Yeah, will do. 196 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,594 Director. 197 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,734 All right, so the two of you have clean records, 198 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,402 no lawsuits, no threats. 199 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,737 Unless you count the woman 200 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,906 who almost killed me over Bubble Wrap. 201 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:08,175 My husband owns a shipping store. 202 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,742 Oh, if NCIS ever needs 203 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,410 - a really competitive rate... - Uh... 204 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,181 Sorry, he's a born salesman. 205 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,615 You knew what you were getting. 206 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,452 Yeah, you two must be newlyweds, huh? 207 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,589 It'll be five years next month. 208 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,591 Longest honeymoon on record. 209 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,393 Mm-hmm. 210 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,294 All right. 211 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,596 So, the dinner parties-- 212 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,098 has it always been the same group? 213 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,067 For years now, same friends, same bad jokes. 214 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,936 - Different casseroles. - And still no idea 215 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,337 why someone would go to the trouble 216 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,438 of breaking into your home? 217 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,605 No clue. 218 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:42,475 I, I had a $3,000 stamp collection, 219 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,143 and they didn't even touch that. 220 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,445 They didn't leave anything behind either. 221 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,646 We did a full sweep of the house. 222 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,815 Well, when you do find them, 223 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:52,619 they're gonna wish they never messed with my wife. 224 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:58,058 I have a very particular set of skills. 225 00:10:58,959 --> 00:10:59,992 Shipping? 226 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,628 Y-Yes, mostly shipping. 227 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:07,834 But packages aren't the only thing I can make disappear. 228 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,802 You're adorable, honey. 229 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,977 Okay, well, you two have, uh, given us a lot to think about. 230 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,579 Please let us know if you remember anything useful. 231 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,814 Okay. 232 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,152 Well, this is not useful. 233 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,887 Save yourself the trip. 234 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,355 All I've got are more dead ends, 235 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,858 no fingerprints, no matches on the knockout gas. 236 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,692 I mean, I'm officially out of science. 237 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:33,961 Oh, Director DiNozzo. 238 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,329 Hi, I thought you were Parker or McGee 239 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,531 or literally anyone else. 240 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,200 - First time for everything. - Yeah. 241 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,002 Can I-- 242 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,570 hello-- can I help you? 243 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:46,774 From the sound of things, no, at least not with this case. 244 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,707 Uh, honestly, nobody can. 245 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,708 We got zilch. 246 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,680 - Good. - Uh, good? 247 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,749 Yeah, means I can stop wondering about the case 248 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,318 and start wondering about the Kasie. 249 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,353 Oh. 250 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,857 Um... something I can help you find? 251 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:08,194 Well, coffins, farting hippos, roller skates. 252 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,696 Ah, I think you're looking for Abby. 253 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,199 No, I'm just looking for that other thing, you know, 254 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,733 the thing nobody expects, 255 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:18,037 the... hobby, the side project, 256 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,706 the weird obsession. 257 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:23,710 That is usually the stuff that ends up solving the hard cases. 258 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,378 W-Wow. 259 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,048 Do you play the theremin? 260 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,918 Oh, yeah, yeah, those are actually really great 261 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,885 at diagnosing electrical shorts. 262 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,254 - That's fascinating. - Yeah. 263 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,554 I'm going to go back to work. 264 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:39,426 All right, well, you do your thing. 265 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,862 Just remember, the weirder, the better. 266 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,397 Well, I did empty the Fenwicks' cute little robot vacuum. 267 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,834 I thought, you know, 268 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,202 maybe it sucked up something the gunmen dropped, 269 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,938 but it was honestly just another 270 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:54,107 dead end... 271 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,809 Didn't you...? What? 272 00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:01,747 Well, first you corner Kasie, and now you're buying me coffee. 273 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,917 Vision speech said we'd barely notice you. 274 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,086 Well, I just had a few follow-up questions. 275 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,754 Ah. 276 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,755 Well, I hope you're not here to ask for your old apartment back. 277 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,059 Are you? 'Cause Delilah just redecorated. 278 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,793 Oh, no, I've already spoken to Delilah. 279 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,094 She's okay with it. 280 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,129 Wait, she's what? What do you mean? 281 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,131 Kidding. 282 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,099 I found another place. 283 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,601 Afternoon, Director. 284 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,803 Hey. 285 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,273 Director DiNozzo. 286 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,474 Still doesn't sound real. 287 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,609 I'm hoping repetition helps. 288 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,178 Not that I don't think you can do the job, you know, 289 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,446 it's just, I keep picturing the, 290 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,315 the guy who drove a Corvette with his feet. 291 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,884 I was being shot at. 292 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,152 - Hmm. - And believe it or not, this is harder. 293 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,786 I spent the last week learning 294 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,589 what keeps the U.S. Navy up at night, 295 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:47,994 and, uh, this job requires both hands and both feet. 296 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,562 Okay, tell me. 297 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,664 Who's your probie? 298 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,799 I don't have one. 299 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,968 Okay. 300 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,970 I'm gonna take my director hat off. 301 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,006 So who's your guy-- or gal? 302 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,608 Tony, I'm serious. They never assigned me a probie. 303 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,610 They don't assign anyone a probie. 304 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:07,247 You got to take one, someone to mentor. 305 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,314 To torture. 306 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,050 Exactly. Everyone benefits. 307 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:13,520 Okay, director hat back on. 308 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:16,123 I am ordering you. 309 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,324 Get a probie. 310 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,059 Ooh, okay, you know what? 311 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,692 I think I may have someone. 312 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,196 I served as acting director several times already. 313 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,165 This is pretty much your first day on the job. 314 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,334 Danger, Will Robinson. I can have you court-martialed. 315 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,368 Whatever you say, probie. 316 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,736 Agent Knight. 317 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,639 Excellent timing. 318 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,542 - What kind of milk is in that? - That's... skim. 319 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,844 Huh. 320 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,779 Uh, we just got our first break in the case. 321 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,314 Backyard Burning Man? 322 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,450 Close. After the dinner party break-in, 323 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,518 one of the dinner guests went home and had a bonfire. 324 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,820 A concerned neighbor snapped that at about 2:00 a.m. 325 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,555 Little late to be toasting marshmallows. 326 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,458 And according to the neighborhood chat, 327 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,193 two more dinner guests had bonfires that same night. 328 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,563 Three guests, three bonfires? 329 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,697 Well, that's not a coincidence. 330 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,267 No. That is a cover-up. 331 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,543 All right, Kasie. 332 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,079 Three expedited search warrants. 333 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,147 - Mm-hmm. - Three backyards dug up before dawn. 334 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,215 Tell me it was worth it. 335 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,883 Depends on if you like weird 336 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,119 as much as our new director. 337 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,889 Frank Russo, Dawn Spurlock, Evan Jenks. 338 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,859 Three dinner guests, three very strange piles of ash. 339 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,728 Uh, they all contain burned paper-- 340 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,463 no surprise there if you're destroying evidence-- 341 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:35,735 but I also found traces of hair... fingernails. 342 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,569 Who burns fingernails? 343 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,673 People trying to destroy DNA, but whatever the reason, 344 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,342 they were in a hurry to hide it. 345 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,211 Yeah, maybe that's what our suburban commandos were after 346 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,446 - when they broke into the Fenwick house. - Could be, 347 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:50,250 but Linda and Greg Fenwick never had a bonfire, 348 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,719 and they're the only ones who haven't lawyered up. 349 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,887 So our happy couple wasn't a part of whatever this is? 350 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,225 They just invited the wrong people to dinner. 351 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,760 What's with the NCIS security cams? 352 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,262 Oh, it's not part of the case. 353 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,031 Director DiNozzo asked me to pull security footage 354 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,398 from the biohazard alarm. 355 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,167 In case it wasn't an accident? 356 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,501 Nobody likes to be messed with. 357 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,073 - Uh-oh. - That didn't sound good. 358 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:17,377 Linda Fenwick just reported her husband missing. 359 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,015 Greg Fenwick didn't come home last night. 360 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,483 Linda's worried sick. 361 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,284 She's never spent a night without him. 362 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,354 Well, normally I'd say six hours is a little early to panic, 363 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,457 but after armed mercenaries break into your house... 364 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,626 Okay, we got no credit card hits, and his phone's still off. 365 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,962 Do we still have access to the neighbor's security camera? 366 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,731 Yeah, nothing from last night, so I widened the timeline. 367 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,133 - How far back? - Two weeks before the break-in. 368 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,471 The same SUV keeps driving past the Fenwick house. 369 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,106 Maybe, uh, another neighbor? 370 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,607 I don't think so. 371 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,076 The driver also kept parking across the street, 372 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,310 never got out of the car. 373 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,611 They're watching the house. 374 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,613 More likely watching Greg. 375 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:54,847 Look. 376 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,550 He was being followed. 377 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,951 No plates, no clear shot of the driver, 378 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,620 and no sign of the SUV since. 379 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,722 It's disappeared. 380 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,124 And Greg's disappeared. 381 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,226 And all the neighbors are destroying evidence, 382 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:11,498 which brings us... to today's slideshow. 383 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,400 Slideshow? 384 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,634 "People Who Tried to Hide DNA." 385 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,668 Well, that's catchy. 386 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:17,904 Couldn't sleep, 387 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,173 so I started looking at different cases 388 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,742 where DNA asked specific questions, 389 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,512 like "Who's your daddy?" 390 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,148 A woman's body is melted in a vat. 391 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,450 Who is the father of her unborn child? 392 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,852 We also have: Who's your mommy? 393 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,854 Whose rotting corpse is that? 394 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,256 Who needs a kidney? 395 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,025 These are all very different questions. 396 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,694 Maybe one of them applies to your dinner guests. 397 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:42,695 Just trying to help. 398 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,196 I got lunch on the Hill. 399 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,799 If you solve the case before dessert, 400 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,136 shoot me a text. 401 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,872 He put a lot of effort into this. 402 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,807 Yeah, maybe a little too much. 403 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,177 Is he working our case? 404 00:17:58,545 --> 00:17:59,979 Speaking of our case... 405 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,415 Oh, BOLO just came back. 406 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:08,155 Greg Fenwick's car was found at the bottom of a ravine. 407 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,659 With Greg still inside. 408 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,228 Can't believe he's gone. 409 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,864 I'm sorry for your loss. 410 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,299 Doesn't seem real. 411 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,733 Mrs. Fenwick, can you think of anyone 412 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,402 who might want to hurt your husband? 413 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,570 Any reason? 414 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,038 What? 415 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:29,676 The police said Greg had a heart attack while he was driving. 416 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,744 Preliminary findings suggest that he did, 417 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:36,047 but after everything that's happened the last few days... 418 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,785 You think his death is connected to the break-in? 419 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,087 Well, three of your dinner guests 420 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,392 were all caught destroying some kind of evidence. 421 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,726 What? 422 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:47,927 I don't understand. 423 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,662 What does that have to do with Greg? 424 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:53,065 That maybe Greg figured out what your guests were hiding. 425 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,669 First my friends, now Greg. 426 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:59,539 You think everyone in my life was keeping secrets from me. 427 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,441 And there's also this. 428 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,276 Someone was following your husband. 429 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,877 Do you recognize that vehicle? 430 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,413 No, 431 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,982 but... Greg wasn't mixed up in anything dangerous. 432 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,752 - He would have told me. - You sure? 433 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:19,559 He died this morning. 434 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,827 And now you want me to believe 435 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:23,263 that I didn't know my own husband? 436 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,432 You know, for years people joked 437 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,966 that our marriage was too good to be true, 438 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,436 that it couldn't possibly be real. 439 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,771 It was real, Agent McGee. 440 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,473 We're done here. 441 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,975 You can let yourself out. 442 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,946 What if that's exactly why he kept you in the dark? 443 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,183 - Excuse me? - Look, if knowing something 444 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,952 could put my wife in danger, 445 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,887 I would do everything I could to keep her out of it, 446 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:48,921 not because I didn't trust her. 447 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,090 Because I love her. 448 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,364 Mrs. Fenwick, please, if there's anything else... 449 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:05,637 Last year I noticed a little brass key on his key chain. 450 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,106 It was a key I didn't recognize. 451 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,909 I asked him what it opened, and he just shrugged, 452 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,644 said it was "work stuff." 453 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,981 You think it was connected to that break-in? 454 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:17,284 I don't know, but we'll find out. 455 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,489 Well, if it isn't my favorite autopsy gremlin. 456 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,191 I said I wasn't gonna call you that anymore. 457 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,192 That is the only reason I'm letting you crash on my couch. 458 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,629 If it isn't my favorite medical examiner. 459 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,830 Much better. 460 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,231 Now, if we can just get you 461 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,200 to stop setting the thermostat to "ice age." 462 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,336 Well, as soon as you stop throwing away my eggs 463 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,671 two days after the best-by date. 464 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,473 That means they're expired, Tony. 465 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,175 - Does it? - Can I help you with something? 466 00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,343 Yes. 467 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,612 I actually just came by to see 468 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:46,846 how autopsy was going. 469 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,181 Oh, okay. 470 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,717 Didn't this guy used to have hair? 471 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:54,120 He did, and now... I have it. 472 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:56,055 Ah, I knew it. 473 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,723 Nobody's hair is that optimistic. 474 00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,626 His heart is the more interesting story. 475 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:03,228 The coroner listed cause of death as fatal arrhythmia. 476 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,632 I can smell that "but" coming a mile away. 477 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,066 But Kasie found traces 478 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,569 of a very sophisticated poison in his blood. 479 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,238 This was not natural causes. 480 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,840 - This was... - Murder. 481 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,208 I will bet you the good pillow 482 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,877 that whoever broke into that house 483 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,045 had something to do with it. 484 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,380 Not my department. 485 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,449 Not yours either, now that I think about it. 486 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,417 We just have to find that mystery key. 487 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,785 Wasn't on his key chain. 488 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,555 Well, lucky for you, I found it. 489 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,089 Oh. 490 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,257 So you did. 491 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,559 - Hmm. - Ha. 492 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,761 - Where was it? - He had it on him. 493 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,798 But his body was naked when he was transferred. 494 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:39,899 It was. 495 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,001 So where was it? 496 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,438 The oldest hiding place in the book. 497 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,611 I'm gonna go brief Torres. 498 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,145 Actually, that's my job. 499 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,914 And wash my hands. 500 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,283 The manager confirms the key belongs 501 00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,086 to one of the storage units here under the husband's name. 502 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,254 Yeah, headed to it now. 503 00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,955 Did McGee talk to the wife again? 504 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,125 Uh, no, she has enough to process without murder. 505 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:09,161 Well, that's what Director DiNozzo said after he briefed me 506 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,098 on Jimmy's autopsy instead of, you know, Jimmy. 507 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,233 Is it just me, or does our new director seem a little confused 508 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,436 on which job he was actually hired to do? 509 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,137 Right? But since he's so interested 510 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,439 in the little people, 511 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,908 might as well make it work for me. 512 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,943 I'm pitching him a couple undercover ideas. 513 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,045 - Getting tired of the office? - No, I'm just tired 514 00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,280 of all my special skills going to waste. 515 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,450 Name one. 516 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,953 I can hold my breath for four minutes. 517 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:34,987 Oh. 518 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,289 Was the director impressed? 519 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,559 He seemed actually kind of jealous. 520 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:41,994 I think he's worried I might be cooler than him. 521 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,963 Or maybe someone's projecting. 522 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:45,164 I'm just saying. 523 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,232 All right, this is it. 524 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:47,467 Key. 525 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,072 No way. I bought lunch. 526 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,340 What? 527 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:56,175 I only had, like, a side salad. 528 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,053 I didn't even finish the salad. 529 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,731 - Ugh, oh, yuck, yuck, yuck. - Oh. 530 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,833 That's not, that's not a good sign. 531 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,705 - All right, you go first. - Why me? 532 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,907 Because I touched the butt key. 533 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,682 Yeah, it's either a dead body in there 534 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:38,417 or, uh, a lot of dead bodies. 535 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:42,455 I guess that depends on how you define "body." 536 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,633 Uh... 537 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:01,474 Ugh. 538 00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:05,377 Yeah, that sounds about right. 539 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:15,254 MAN Echo Team 226, move forward. 540 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,858 Ah, excellent, thank you, Brent. 541 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,192 Hey, if it's not too much trouble, 542 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:22,694 I'll take a Jenny Shepard Special-- 543 00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:25,397 large black coffee, nine sugars. 544 00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,233 Half a klick out. 545 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,036 It's good to be the king. 546 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,371 Oh. 547 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,573 Gosh. 548 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,241 You kind of-- I thought you were-- 549 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:38,578 with the silver mane, coming out of the dark there... 550 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:39,812 Never mind. 551 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,413 You, uh, you said you wanted to see me? 552 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:44,183 Kind of in the middle of a case, but, uh... 553 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,584 looks like you are, too. 554 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:46,753 Yeah. 555 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,087 Have a seat. 556 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,590 Negative. No enemy found. 557 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:53,560 My case will give you nightmares. 558 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:56,228 Yours-- well, I hear we got a serial killer? 559 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,930 Those give people nightmares, too. 560 00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,966 And Academy Award nominations. 561 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:03,435 Silence of the Lambs, Taxi Driver, Seven. 562 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:05,236 Except we don't think the husband was killing people. 563 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,574 Nobody could get away with that many murders. 564 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,609 Abby could. 565 00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:13,079 We're thinking the, uh, eye collection 566 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:15,247 is more of an Ed Gein-type thing. 567 00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:16,649 Oh. 568 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,551 I can live with that-- robbing cemeteries. 569 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,753 Nice pull, by the way. 570 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,621 Thank you. 571 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,922 Of course there is another option. 572 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:26,257 Maybe this is business, not a hobby. 573 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,294 The black market in corneas is almost as big 574 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:31,097 as the kidney trade. 575 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,965 - Oh, smart. - Thank you. 576 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,466 What's the wife think? 577 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:35,868 Not much at the moment. 578 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,936 Her therapist has her heavily medicated. 579 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:40,573 Our best lead right now is this guy. 580 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:43,309 He's been following the husband for a few weeks. 581 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:46,879 Could be one of the commandos doing recon before the break-in? 582 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:49,115 - That's the consensus. - Hmm. 583 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,149 We get a BOLO out? 584 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:51,383 Yep, we did. 585 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:52,619 We'll get him. 586 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,220 All right. 587 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,488 Well, if you need someone to task a satellite, I got a guy. 588 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,324 It's good to be the king. 589 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:02,294 Did you just wink at me? 590 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,795 I did. 591 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,497 And I instantly regretted it. 592 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:06,465 No, don't. 593 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:09,201 It's... charming. 594 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,237 You're gonna make me blush. 595 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:17,309 - Is this starting to get weird? - A little, yeah. 596 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,247 Got the next four boxes and about a hundred more to go. 597 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:23,315 Where do you want 'em? 598 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,017 I mean, does anyone actually want 599 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,119 a hundred jars of pig eyeballs? 600 00:26:27,219 --> 00:26:28,955 Pig eyes? 601 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,256 Not human? 602 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:31,958 Oh, you would make a horrible veterinarian. 603 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:36,562 So where exactly does someone get this amount of pig eyeballs? 604 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:40,366 Ah, pretty much any biological supply house. 605 00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:42,534 A lot of labs use them for biomedical research. 606 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:44,671 And psychopaths keep them as trophies? 607 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,039 I actually don't think they're trophies. 608 00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:50,709 I think the husband was soaking the eyes in those jars 609 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:53,512 in order to try to extract a retinal enzyme 610 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:54,814 from their vitreous fluid. 611 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:56,248 Well, that explains everything, 612 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,183 and by "everything" I mean "nothing." 613 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,721 What if I told you that this particular enzyme was used 614 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,856 in illicit drug manufacturing? 615 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:05,892 Which means, if someone tried to buy it... 616 00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:07,894 The DEA would flag the purchase. 617 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,663 But nobody is watching the pig eye supply chain. 618 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:14,066 This is a low-tech way to get a high-tech product. 619 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:16,703 The husband was making drugs, probably opioids, 620 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,704 and seeing as the neighbors were all burning evidence, 621 00:27:18,705 --> 00:27:20,538 they're probably all in on it. 622 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:22,374 His poor wife-- she was already told 623 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,075 that her husband's probably a serial killer. 624 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,278 I really don't want to throw drug dealer at her, too. 625 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,546 Yeah, I hear that. 626 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,916 Uh, speaking of jobs nobody wants, 627 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:34,585 I hear that Ziva deputized you to be DiNozzo's babysitter. 628 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:36,488 How's that going? 629 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:37,857 Uh, a little surprising, actually. 630 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,726 I mean, he's nothing like his reputation. 631 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:43,763 He's self-aware, respectful, mature. 632 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,398 Well, he's also good luck. 633 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,068 His satellite just picked up that mystery man 634 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:50,937 who was tailing our husband. 635 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:53,604 So who do we think this guy is again? 636 00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:56,607 Maybe the husband's buyer, maybe a rival dealer. 637 00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,243 The wigmaker? 638 00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:00,278 Yeah, we'll find out soon enough. 639 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:01,948 How long does it take to order a scone? 640 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,582 The real Walter White didn't mind being bald. 641 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,585 Yeah, I just feel bad for the wife. 642 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,788 I mean, they were like the perfect couple, you know. 643 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:10,789 I was going to ask them what their secret was. 644 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,258 Well, you dodged a bullet there-- 645 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,727 which is another one of my special skills, by the way. 646 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,595 - Hmm. - Are you gonna help me pitch the director 647 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,597 on some more tactical assignments, or what? 648 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,298 To be honest with you, 649 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:23,135 I'm, I'm not sure I want to add any more to his plate. 650 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,972 I'm worried about him as is. 651 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:27,139 Worried about what? 652 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,474 Look, I... 653 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:30,376 I've watched three directors do that job. 654 00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:33,312 Okay, there is a lot of delicate politics involved. 655 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,480 Mm. 656 00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,916 You know, and with Tony it's like... 657 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:38,316 going back to high school 658 00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,752 and the kid that pulled the fire alarm 659 00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:42,454 is now the principal, you know. 660 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,957 I mean, he's going to do great, but... 661 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:49,461 I worry he's gonna make some serious enemies on the Hill. 662 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,897 That's what friends are for. 663 00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:52,264 Right? 664 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:56,102 Worry all you want and then just watch his back. 665 00:28:57,103 --> 00:29:00,306 Just like I'd watch yours if you were director. 666 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,341 Thanks, man. 667 00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:07,479 Oh, uh, if you really want to do more tactical work, 668 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,615 it's coming out of that café right now. 669 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,052 That's our guy. 670 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:16,823 Suspect's name is Carl Moody, 671 00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:17,990 PhD in chemistry. 672 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,690 According to his criminal record, 673 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:21,627 he put it to use making designer drugs in Florida. 674 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:22,694 Probably cooking for the husband. 675 00:29:22,829 --> 00:29:23,963 Why is he still on the street? 676 00:29:24,063 --> 00:29:25,197 Last arrest was 15 years ago, 677 00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:26,432 and he's been clean ever since. 678 00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:27,665 More like just never been caught. 679 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:28,868 Go get him, tiger. 680 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:31,170 I'll be watching from the cheap seats. 681 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:33,840 Hey. Heard you got our mystery man. 682 00:29:33,973 --> 00:29:36,875 Oh, we did. Thanks for the assist. 683 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:39,378 Ah, happy to give you another one in there if you'd like. 684 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,681 Always good to have a second set of eyes. 685 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,683 Tony's tenet number five. 686 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:48,988 Oh, okay, we're gonna be doing a "Gibbs' rule" thing? 687 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,924 I have no idea what you're talking about. 688 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,029 Uh, 689 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,564 what is happening? 690 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:03,870 So... Mr. Moody, is it? 691 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:07,238 Wha...? 692 00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,707 - Why'd you throw my latte away? - That was your third of the day, 693 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:11,710 - and you're capped at one. - Says who? 694 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:15,546 Ziva. 695 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,916 This could be fun, actually. 696 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,718 She's got you on watch duty, doesn't she? 697 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,553 I have no idea what you're talking about. 698 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:23,522 I'm happy to leave 699 00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,424 if you two need more time to work this out. 700 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,559 You're not going anywhere except prison. 701 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:28,995 For what? 702 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:32,098 Manufacturing a controlled substance, for starters. 703 00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,565 Those are eyeballs. 704 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,267 This is murder. 705 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,272 - You know this guy, don't you? - Look, 706 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,941 I'm not cooking again, okay? 707 00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,241 And yet you live in a penthouse, 708 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,576 and you don't seem to have a job. 709 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,312 And the guy you were tailing was murdered. 710 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:47,778 So what happened? 711 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,447 You guys, uh, get into business together 712 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,117 but then have some kind of falling out? 713 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:52,251 Then you crashed the dinner party 714 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:53,751 like it was Zero Dark Thirty? 715 00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,286 Look, 716 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:58,024 I'd love to talk to you, but I can't. 717 00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,258 What's going on? 718 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,893 Why is Tony interrogating our suspect? 719 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:03,129 - Good question. - Though so far he's pretty good. 720 00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:04,964 Well, look at that, we got a teacher's pet. 721 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:06,065 I'm not anyone's pet. 722 00:31:06,165 --> 00:31:07,632 I'm just getting to know the guy. 723 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,134 You know, I think maybe Tony's just on autopilot. 724 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,270 He's been an agent for so long, you know. 725 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,205 - Just needs some time to adjust. - Well, he needs 726 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:14,473 to adjust faster. 727 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:16,042 And you got to pick a side, Parker. 728 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:19,478 Yeah, well, I wouldn't mind some clarification. 729 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:21,613 Good luck getting it, McGee. 730 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,115 Me? Why me? 731 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,650 You're one of his oldest friends. 732 00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:26,784 Look, all you got to do is just suggest to Tony 733 00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:29,488 that he, you know, stay in his lane. 734 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:32,191 I didn't kill anybody, okay? 735 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,026 But you were right about one thing. 736 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:36,128 I am still in the drug business. 737 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,430 - Shocker. - But I've gone legit, okay? 738 00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:41,500 I work as a corporate fixer for a drug company. 739 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,136 They simply had a problem that needed fixing. 740 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,371 Go on. 741 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:47,672 A research tech stole a new formula. 742 00:31:47,673 --> 00:31:50,309 Then he and a bunch of his neighbors figured out 743 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,344 a way to sell it on the black market. 744 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,346 Some butcher got the ingredients. 745 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,182 The research guy did the lab work. 746 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:58,750 This guy handled the shipping, 747 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:00,987 though I don't think he was into it for the money. 748 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,422 He was more into taking the drug himself. 749 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:05,856 But they were all gonna make a killing. 750 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:10,262 The market for what these guys were selling is $30 billion. 751 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:11,697 Whew, what? 752 00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:14,532 What are we talking about, a cure for cancer? 753 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,503 Try a cure for baldness. 754 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,205 TONY Really? 755 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:20,671 That'd be something. 756 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,441 Like a real cure? 757 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:23,542 Does it work? 758 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,343 Work? We're talking 759 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:28,379 full regrowth in six months. 760 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,715 Wow. 761 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,350 Do you know how many people would kill for that? 762 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:32,484 I don't know. 763 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:35,154 I mean, not me, not yet, 764 00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:38,357 but... I do like to plan ahead. 765 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,560 You do realize this is a murder investigation 766 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,029 and you just gave us a motive? 767 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,896 Not really. 768 00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,531 I didn't need to kill anybody 769 00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:49,668 or crash any dinner party to get the formula back. 770 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:54,206 I already got it back two weeks before any of that happened. 771 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,907 And I can prove it. 772 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,753 Okay, thank you. 773 00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:09,755 That was the drug company VP. 774 00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,723 She confirmed Moody works for them. 775 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,659 And their head of security just confirmed 776 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:14,860 the rest of his story. 777 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,395 Research tech stole the formula 778 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:17,729 from the shampoo division. 779 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,131 - Moody stole it back. - Weeks ago. 780 00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:20,766 D.A. already has the case. 781 00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:22,734 Well, then who killed this guy? 782 00:33:22,868 --> 00:33:25,570 - And who broke into his house? - I don't know, 783 00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:28,606 but I know how we can find out, and it's time-sensitive. 784 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:29,608 McGee, on my six. 785 00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:30,942 Beep-beep, scuse me. 786 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:33,112 So, when our whole case blew up, 787 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,780 I started hearing DiNozzo's voice in my head. 788 00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:37,616 - Mm, that's unsettling. - Well, he was saying 789 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,118 that weird stuff usually solves the case, 790 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:41,587 so I leaned into my weird-- cleaning. 791 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,056 Mm, your apartment would disagree. 792 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,590 Not places. Circuitry. 793 00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,127 Nothing I hate more than a dusty motherboard, 794 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:51,197 and this robot vacuum's gearbox was filthy, 795 00:33:51,297 --> 00:33:53,264 but when I started cleaning this puppy's innards, 796 00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:55,133 I triggered some kind of fail-safe. 797 00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,302 Vacuums have fail-safes? 798 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:57,802 This one did, and it started sending 799 00:33:57,803 --> 00:34:00,272 a massive encrypted file over the Internet. 800 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:01,440 Do we know where to? 801 00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:02,841 - Good question. - Can you trace it? 802 00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:04,143 If I could, I wouldn't have sprinted 803 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:05,644 up two flights of stairs in loafers. 804 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:07,513 Now, chop-chop, before the transmission stops. 805 00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,781 All right, running my private trace macros now. 806 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,551 You need to make those not private one of these days. 807 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,353 - I'd be happy to trade. - For what? 808 00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:17,123 Telling DiNozzo that he's annoying everyone. 809 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:18,624 Yeah, I heard you got nominated to do that. 810 00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:20,159 Keep your macros, I'll keep my job. 811 00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:22,261 - And you got a hit. - Hmm. 812 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:25,464 - We got a location. - NCIS! 813 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:37,809 Doesn't look like anyone's home. 814 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:41,513 Hands up. 815 00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:43,215 Come out slowly. 816 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,485 Who let you down here? 817 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,687 Your mother. 818 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,422 And dinner's ready. 819 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:54,393 Are you Mervin Dorf? 820 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,296 Call me Dead Drop. 821 00:34:57,396 --> 00:35:00,332 - Hard pass. - You recognize this vacuum cleaner? 822 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,868 Yeah, somebody just triggered its fail-safe. 823 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:05,371 I figured someone with a badge would be showing up soon. 824 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:07,338 What does this fail-safe do? 825 00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:10,542 He asked you a question. 826 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,545 Yeah, but I'm not answering until he calls me Dead Drop. 827 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,514 Mm, yeah, or I can haul you in 828 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:17,515 as a suspect to a murder investigation. 829 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,918 Okay, fine, cool your jets. 830 00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:21,920 I was hired to hack every smart home device 831 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,922 with a camera in a two-mile area. 832 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:27,159 That fail-safe was an automated transmission back to me 833 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:29,561 - in case a unit was discovered. - Who hired you? 834 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:32,030 Don't know, don't care-- not as long as they pay. 835 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,699 You don't care that you could be breaking the law? 836 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:35,534 Well, that's the thing. 837 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,303 I'm not. 838 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,405 You ever read the terms of service 839 00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:40,739 on your smart devices lately? 840 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,074 Enough loopholes to drive a truck through, 841 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:47,246 or in my case, unauthenticated remote access. 842 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:48,214 Take a look. 843 00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:53,751 That'll teach Ring to fire me. 844 00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:55,254 Are these all live? 845 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:56,722 Nah. 846 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,723 These streams are sent passively back every three months. 847 00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,025 My client was worried 848 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,260 that active surveillance would be caught. 849 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,962 Which is nuts. 850 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:06,765 I mean, I was hacking soccer moms, not the KGB. 851 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:09,400 But any chance you have this thing's footage 852 00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,002 from two days ago? 853 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,838 Uh... 854 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,306 Got it yet? 855 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:15,907 Yeah, feed's coming in now. 856 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,210 I just need to clean up a few things. 857 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,511 Something wrong? 858 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:21,279 No, it's just, the, uh, 859 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,914 vacuum company pushed out a firmware update a few days ago. 860 00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:25,050 Messed with the bug. 861 00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:26,785 I love a good firmware update. 862 00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,587 And I love that you love that. 863 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,089 Okay, got it right here. 864 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,526 The vacuum was on its charging station when this was recorded. 865 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:36,528 - Heads will roll. - Ooh... 866 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,763 Remind me to get rid of every smart device I own 867 00:36:38,764 --> 00:36:39,731 that has a camera. 868 00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:41,767 Yeah, same. 869 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,936 That gas worked quickly. 870 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:48,939 And in come our commandos. 871 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,142 It's the weirdest break-in I've ever seen. 872 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:54,179 And we're watching it from a vacuum. 873 00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,551 What's this guy doing? 874 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:05,791 No idea, but we've got enough for facial recognition. 875 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:09,227 CIA. You guys certainly get around. 876 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:12,798 I'm not surprised NCIS followed the breadcrumbs back to us. 877 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,999 We keep that hacker under surveillance. 878 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,802 Saw your agents show up at his door. 879 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,705 You're using him as a cutout to do your dirty work. 880 00:37:19,805 --> 00:37:21,806 Since when is protecting our country dirty? 881 00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:23,342 Ever since Congress said domestic ops 882 00:37:23,475 --> 00:37:25,510 were a big no-no for you boys. 883 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:30,382 Unless the matter involves foreign intelligence agents. 884 00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:32,918 What I'm about to tell you doesn't leave 885 00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:34,151 your chain of command. 886 00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:35,321 Yeah, yeah, I know the drill. 887 00:37:35,421 --> 00:37:38,155 Last year the CIA became aware 888 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:41,026 of a potentially massive infiltration of our country 889 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:43,694 by long-term deep-cover operatives. 890 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,996 - How massive? - We don't know. 891 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,031 What's the endgame? 892 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,667 We don't know. 893 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,403 All we know is, it looks like they've been here for years 894 00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:54,204 and it's probably not for the barbecue. 895 00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:57,509 We finally got a lead on a cell, but all we had was a zip code. 896 00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,378 So you got your hacker to bug every house in it? 897 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:02,012 Even that didn't help. 898 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:04,850 These agents are ridiculously good at staying hidden, 899 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,885 at least until one of them screwed up. 900 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:09,855 So you're telling me the guy with the toupee 901 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,556 was a deep-cover spy? 902 00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:14,726 Your skepticism just means he was a damn good one 903 00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:17,262 but, luckily for us, also vain. 904 00:38:17,363 --> 00:38:18,630 That hair thing? 905 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,231 You really think a lab tech and a butcher 906 00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:21,732 would have been able to pull off 907 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,435 a counterfeit drug ring by themselves? 908 00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:26,638 Well, when you say it like that, no. 909 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:28,238 The husband decided to help them out. 910 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,108 That's when he popped up on our radar. 911 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:32,378 - Why not arrest him? - Wanted to see who he was talking to. 912 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:35,413 We had three months of surveillance on that vacuum, 913 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:38,583 at least until the manufacturer pushed out that firmware update 914 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:40,085 that just about wiped all of our data. 915 00:38:40,185 --> 00:38:41,753 Okay, you-- let me get this straight. 916 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:45,090 So you gassed a dinner party because of a software patch? 917 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:46,825 We needed to neutralize the scene. 918 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,860 The target would disappear if they knew we were onto them. 919 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,263 Except you left one in the pantry this time, 007. 920 00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:53,899 We don't know why she didn't go down, 921 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,733 but we still think it's recoverable. 922 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,836 We can pin everything on the husband's drug ring. 923 00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,037 Including his murder? 924 00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:01,607 We know you poisoned him. 925 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:04,743 Actually... that wasn't us. 926 00:39:05,611 --> 00:39:06,944 So who was it? 927 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:08,380 Let's just say we have another file 928 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,315 you might be interested in. 929 00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:13,251 This one's from the pet feeder. 930 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:16,121 Have you lost your mind? 931 00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:17,689 A hair loss drug? 932 00:39:17,789 --> 00:39:20,125 You risked exposing us over a hair loss drug?! 933 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:21,693 You're overreacting! 934 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,761 "Exposing us." 935 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:26,465 Lovely Linda was a spy, too. 936 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:28,434 Agent Cross said they were never actually even married. 937 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,602 ...just so you could ruin everything. 938 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:31,603 You're done. 939 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,071 I will talk to the guys 940 00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:35,073 and I will tell them I got cold feet 941 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:37,943 and I need to stop... 942 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,778 No, I mean done done. 943 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,113 Did you put something in my coffee? 944 00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,956 And I didn't poison the coffee. 945 00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:55,293 It was your toothpaste, you amateur. 946 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,796 Well, she's spunky. 947 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,931 Knight and Torres are on their way to arrest her now. 948 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:01,800 Yeah, call 'em back. 949 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,802 - What, why? - She already thinks 950 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,337 that the drug company broke into her house, 951 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:08,607 so have them offer her condolences 952 00:40:08,707 --> 00:40:10,175 for her husband's heart attack 953 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:11,976 and tell her we closed the case. 954 00:40:11,977 --> 00:40:14,179 Hopefully her handler buys it, 955 00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:16,147 doesn't pull her from the field. 956 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,550 What do you know that I don't? 957 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:22,488 I know... 958 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:24,656 something's coming down the pike, 959 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,325 something bad... very bad, 960 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,995 something a lot of very smart people are very worried about. 961 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,997 - And right now she's our only lead? - Listen, I'm not happy 962 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:36,167 about letting her go... but we'll get her eventually. 963 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,336 This is good for us, Tim. 964 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,539 - Yeah. - Was there something else? 965 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:45,210 Yeah, um... 966 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:47,713 I was wondering... 967 00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:49,948 Wondering when I'm gonna realize 968 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,383 I'm the director and not an agent anymore? 969 00:40:52,518 --> 00:40:55,220 Well, we were all wondering that, yeah. 970 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,488 And you drew the short straw. 971 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,824 You always been this good? 972 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:01,693 Well, here's the thing, Tim. 973 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:06,865 This job is like the drummer from Spinal Tap-- 974 00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:08,734 it kills people. 975 00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:10,235 But it'll kill your soul first 976 00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:12,704 unless you find a way to blow off some steam. 977 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:15,706 Vance boxed, Jenny lit up the town. 978 00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:17,676 You know what I like to do? 979 00:41:18,677 --> 00:41:20,746 I like to bust bad guys. 980 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:23,348 So I'm gonna do my job as director, 981 00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:26,051 and when I need to take a little break, 982 00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:28,554 blow off a little steam... 983 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:32,924 I'm gonna go bust some bad guys with you. 984 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:35,226 And it's not a distraction. 985 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:38,564 It's the only way I know how to survive this job. 986 00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:41,767 Can you live with that? 987 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:46,071 Well, as long as you never pull the biohazard alarm again. 988 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:48,906 I know that was you. 989 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:50,609 Why would I do something like that? 990 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,410 Personnel inventory. 991 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,412 You wanted to see who would run away from the problem, 992 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,114 who would run towards it. 993 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,783 Beats Myers-Briggs. 994 00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:58,917 Hmm. 995 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,586 Have you always been this good? 996 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,420 Classic DiNozzo. 997 00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:06,424 And not only can I live with that. 998 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:10,461 I am not sure... how I ever lived without it. 999 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,631 Well, I wouldn't get too comfortable. 1000 00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:17,603 The only reason you're not doing this job is... 1001 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:19,504 because the Secretary of the Navy 1002 00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:21,773 has another one planned for you. 1003 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,675 She does? 1004 00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:25,510 Yep. 1005 00:42:25,611 --> 00:42:26,712 What job? 1006 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:29,547 Hers. 1007 00:42:31,983 --> 00:42:33,752 Wait, what? 1008 00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:39,457 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1009 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:43,995 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org